Born To Rock & Roll

That’s right – you’re favorite website is two years old today!  Or fourteen in dog years, which really is far more age-appropriate.  Yes, that little blog which was once nothing more than a repository for Ronnie Wood jokes has grown up to be… a really huge repository for Ronnie Wood jokes.

But that’s beside the point.

To commemorate this momentous occasion, we’re going to finally realize our dream – of shamelessly fucking whoring ourselves.

BORN TO ROCK & ROLL T-SHIRTS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

Again – just CLICK HERE!

Don’t let the scary pricetag on the linked page scare you off – we’ve got plenty of other swag in the $20 range (no, we wouldn’t pay $36 for a “destroyed” shirt, either – how’s that for marketing?).  And we personally can vouch for the quality and spiffiness of both the basic all-cotton t-shirt and the “performance microfiber” technical athletic ones.  Yes, we’ll be with you as you drink beer on the roof on a hot summer’s day and then run off the hangover the next morning!  And it goes without saying that they compliment a denim tuxedo like nobody’s business.

They even come in kids’ sizes – and we all know most kids are born out of a night of too much rock & roll anyway, right?

So go on… buy a shirt or two and be the envy of your friends and neighbors.  Hell, they’ll pay for themselves in withering stares from record store clerks in no time at all!

But most importantly, we’d like to give a very sincere thank you to everyone for visiting our little online oasis of cool over the last two years.  We hope you’ve had as much fun waking up in the morning and finding out what we wrote the night before as we have.

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