7:58 – Good Evening, everybody! Just give us a sec to finish our fried rice… 8:02 – Lady GaGa really makes me wish Beavis & Butt-head were still on the air. 8:03 – It’s Elton, of course. Looks like he passed out backstage and got Sharpie’d. 8:06 – And my fortune cookie reads “You are [...]
Archive for January 2010
It’s BTRNR’s 2nd Annual Grammy Live Blog!
January 31, 2010T.V. Party Tonight! (Grammy Live Blog Edition)
January 31, 2010Just a reminder: T minus 9 hours until hijinx ensue. Here’s Black Flag with a little mood music:
Tons N’ Roses
January 28, 2010No, you are not looking at late pitcher Rod “Shooter” Beck. That’s Axl Rose, last night in Winnipeg. Seriously. We’re just hoping Axl just got middle-aged lazy on us and is not seriously ill and about to keel over like other formerly skinny singers who packed it on after 40. Shit, even Steven ‘Popcorn’ Adler, [...]
SOBER!
January 25, 2010Click on the drunk guy for the shocking details.
The Grammy Awards: Where Weird Shit Happens
January 25, 2010And we’ll be live blogging it yet again – this Sunday, Jan. 31st, at 8 PM EST sharp. Be sure to stop by for an evening of distended egos, rambling soliloquies, awkward moments, delusions of grandeur, wanton substance abuse, and shameless self-aggrandizement. And that’s just us – there’s an awards show, too! Anyway, here’s Art [...]
I Should Coco
January 23, 2010As always, we’re a little late to the party, but we just wanted to give a big thumbs-up to a very, very funny guy who, in the face of brazen corporate stupidity, walked away instead of being a schmuck and enabling the unimaginative bastards pulling the strings. Unfortunately tinted Les Paul aside, Conan O’Brien is [...]
