HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU FREAKY FUCKING BIRD-MAN
And now, BTRNR’s first interview, conducted last Halloween and presented here for you in all of its exclusive, unedited glory:
BTRNR: Ronnie, the riff to “Miss Judy’s Farm” is the filthiest, nastiest, raunchiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Ronnie Wood: Thanks, mate! (looks confused) Wait – what song?
BTRNR: “Miss Judy”
Ronnie Wood: (rises from chair, grabs both of BTRNR’s hands and starts shaking them violently) Yeah! Yeah! Alright, mate! Yeah!
BTRNR: (grins idiotically while wondering how in hell the structural integrity of a body that small can support a head that large) Thanks, Ronnie!
Yes, the man who patented the “Guinness For Breakfast” diet turns 61 today. Here’s to many more for the Austin Powers of rock n’ roll.
Enjoy the aforementioned filthy riffage:
Oh, and don’t let the singer confuse you – this is not a Cole Porter cover.
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January 18, 2009 at 6:04 PM
A quick hello to all who came across this page from googling “Man fucking birds”.
We encourage deviant behavior of all types here at BTRNR, so welcome!